Peter Worthington has had an amazing life. And his obituary, which he wrote himself, certainly has an arresting opening line.
 
It's the night before Guyfawkes and it was fairly obvious that some accident or other involving fireworks would surface in the papers. The pictures here are the storytellers, and this article just goes to show yet another example of the 'troubles' still active in Northern Ireland. Luckily for him, Hagan was unhurt, but it begs the question what can be done to alleviate the problem that has not already been suggested?
